Komodo Rodeo

Imagine the Pakistanis’ shock that such a shining scion of human greatness and integrity would run counter of the foundational principles for which the Nobel Peace Prize is supposed to stand. /s

Wow, that’s a pretty insane reaction, why would they say something like th- Oh, I see, they say shit like that all the time and almost no one calls them out on it? They’d kill her with impunity if she were even slightly darker-skinned, and will brook no interference with their ethnic cleansing? It’s a good thing that the ICC is at least reining them in befo- oh, they’ve also been largely impotent to stop the bloodbath from flying off the rails?

Calling it now. Ms. Thunberg will be subjected to ‘administrative detention’ while her comrades will get the motherfucking brakes beat off of them. As much as the IDF has shown a propensity for flouting international laws, I’m not convinced that they’re willing to risk murdering someone so famous as her. She’s daring them to let her throw herself on the sword, in a sense.

It’s already all over for that asteroid. Next thing it knows, it’ll default on loan payments which China generously extended for the construction of a space port. /s

It’s a shame that his lightheadedness isn’t a result of CO poisoning…

Good thing that the POTUS isn’t an incompetent sack of shit then, right? He’ll get things under control and keep them from getting out of hand, leading to tens-of-thousands of deaths, and overwhelming the U.S. healthcare system, right? Right? /s

I read through their new posts and “strategies” frequently, mostly out of a sort of morbid fascination, but also a desire to protect myself from men.

Sound advice, it’s useful to recognize the bullshit lingo & rhetoric that’s all a part of these idiotic schemes (see: “Pickup Artists”). I realized that one of my acquaintances had started slipping those catchphrases into convos years ago, and it caught me off guard. They hadn’t seemed like much of an asshole before, but it raised my hackles knowing that they weren’t just reviewing the media, but integrating it into their personality/beliefs without any sort of filter.

I’m not generally a big fan of outsourcing, but he might consider hiring someone who doesn’t become completely useless at elevations higher than 2000m, and need a helicopter rescue…

“Media reports said the climber had returned to the 3,776-metre peak on Friday because he had left his phone and other items at the scene of his first rescue. It was unclear if he had managed to find the device.”

LMAO, how mad were the rescue crews the second time around though? “You again? What the fuck is your problem?!”

People say shit like “half decade” to make five years sound longer.

What the fuck do you expect me to say to someone who comments “People say shit like “half decade” to make five years sound longer”?

Nice one, so I guess that you’ve never said “half dozen” then, right? Because you wouldn’t want six eggs to sound like a bigger number, right?

Right? If I’m ever inclined to believe that someone(s) is going to murder me, and tell my family & friends about it, and that I’m not suicidal, it’s because I want people to look into it if I die. It’s stunning to read all of these comments saying that maybe she was sitting on the fence, or that a half-decade is a lot of time to change your mind. Like, how fucking powerful do your enemies have to be before people are at least willing to entertain the possibility that you were killed for globally humiliating multiple multi-millionaires and their friends?

I swear to Christ, I think it’ll take a dead-man’s switch tied to a private investigator and/or hitman to get things moving after a death under suspicious circumstances… “I think someone’s going to kill me, if it happens, here’s $30K to ensure that something’s done about it. Don’t accept jerkoff diffusion from impotent wankers or fools. Make sure that dolts don’t say I just got sad and shot myself in the back of the head twice.”

Have your plans to not commit suicide been altered 180° in the last 6 years, or are you still opposed to the idea? See how that works, it’s not like picking your favourite flavour of chips or movie, is it?

  * writes None in box requesting social media accounts *

Yes, journalist Daphne Galizia was murdered: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daphne_Caruana_Galizia#Panama_Papers

Technically only half true. They know, but they’re not doing fuck all about it, they’re murdering the journalists that expose the rampant corruption.

* car bomb explodes *

That is a bit of an odd sticking point, honestly it makes me wonder if they thought it would be possible to obfuscate investigations and conceal the identities of Police involved.

Well shit, back to the drawing board.