I also want to punch MAGAs and their dorky red hats, but you don’t really get to tell them to remove them. That’s their dumb fucking choice. Not worth getting booted off a plane for. Your energy would be better spent walking past them multiple times during the flight to fart.

How many Olympic-size swimming pools would it fill?

I can’t wait to go Christmaos Jinping this year! They just put in a new Target in the workers quarter.

No, that’s a woman’s specialty.

South should dropped some fully-charged cell phones loaded with media and Wikipedia entries.