Oh yeah, I could ask any of my Iranian colleagues. Which actually exist this time.

Oh sure, I’ll just stop by one of the several Persian cuisine groceries on my block.

But no actually there’s a place a couple miles up I think I can find them, they had mahleb

That looks phenomenal. Need to find dried limes.

Not homemade sourdough garlic bread?

I made up a soup with spicy Italian sausage and spinach and you top it with grated Romano and it’s my wife’s favorite soup now.

That’s cute, keep it and add some friends for them later

Kegsbreath is out, this slimy fucker is in.

The cycle is complete

🙄

Wow, it took you two days to come up with … copying me.

Thanks for proving their point, I guess

Anyone under 25 is a child

To be fair that’s still really young

The second-least-surprising one after Chappelle

I’m not surprised, he’s really just an ass.

Then I suggest you cease.

Mimicry is the sincerest form of flattery.

Come up with that all by yourself, did you?

You’re the one apparently stalking and invoking me, sweetie.

Telling that you haven’t considered that your comments might just be equally useless in the same circles we inhabit