I’ve already got them tagged as “fascist simp,” so they might just be a fan of child rape

Nice try, clanker lover

Buffalo wings are named after the city, ya dingus.

How am I the first person to ask why they’re measuring the latency on everyone’s keystrokes?

It’s all Chad’s fault. We should just hang him

*borscht

No, I’d argue that they committed an act of war against Colombia.

That’s the joke, sweetie.

Why should I memorize songs that you like?

No, it sounds like you just put a bunch of words in my mouth.

Did you miss the part where I was replying solely to the screwy Nazi apologia?

Right, we forgot about all the good Nazis

That’s exactly how it reads. Which organs were being donated???

Oh yeah, I could ask any of my Iranian colleagues. Which actually exist this time.

Oh sure, I’ll just stop by one of the several Persian cuisine groceries on my block.

But no actually there’s a place a couple miles up I think I can find them, they had mahleb

That looks phenomenal. Need to find dried limes.

Not homemade sourdough garlic bread?

I made up a soup with spicy Italian sausage and spinach and you top it with grated Romano and it’s my wife’s favorite soup now.

That’s cute, keep it and add some friends for them later

Kegsbreath is out, this slimy fucker is in.

The cycle is complete