Well, everyone needs a hobby.

There’s some guy who hangs out here who’s perpetually offended that the comics are posted with the post date as the title instead of the original publication date, so he always downvotes. Not sure about the second one.

Given the size of that duck, I’d be nervous too.

Actually, a fair number of those that hold power are high on their own supply. They’re just also smart enough to use that supply to manipulate others too.

Yes, but both tree species tend to live fast and die young, so they can be used to provide first-generation forest protection until the second-generation trees can grow up.

Yeah, seriously, that’s where they drew the line?

Eh, maybe the editor had an elephant’s-foot wastebasket at home.

They’re not ‘tough guy’ gangs so instead of knives they’re using tomatoes to settle the dispute.

I hate to say it, but I absolutely guarantee the law will do nothing but show up afterwards and pick up the pieces. If he does decide to get his fat ass off the couch and come get you, you’ll have to handle him yourself.

Playing ‘The Mysterious Axeman’s Jazz’ no doubt

The billionaires’. And the fascist shits that are happy to see the world burn as long as they get to enslave brown people again.

Then you really need to work on your reading comprehension.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

-Mel Brooks

To STAY THE FUCK OUT OF A SOVEREIGN COUNTRY maybe I dunno

No, it was still their fault. Most of the party was relatively poorly provisioned, and inexperienced at long overland travels. They were warned about how bad the trail was, but chose the advice of the shopkeeper who had never taken the trail over the advice of the men who had actually been on it.

They reached the Great Salt Lake too late in the year, but still elected to press ahead regardless. Once they reached the lush valley before the pass they again decided to press on, despite it being late October. And so they got trapped. They had no-one skilled at fishing or trapping, and they hunted too close to the camp, so their gunshots scared away all the bigger game. Honestly it’s impressive any of them survived. If they hadn’t found those cabins they probably wouldn’t have.

Pica?

Maybe it’s a riff on the people who stuck signs on people’s backs in school and how that one artist never grew up.

Wouldn’t they just use their trunks?

They always are. Mel Brooks pointed that out years ago.

Because a lot of heads of state either do this too, or dream of doing it. So if Pootin gets in trouble, they would have to be punished too.

I mean, it looks round in the comic… of course, face planting into even round gravel isn’t very pleasant.