Yeah, seriously, that’s where they drew the line?

Eh, maybe the editor had an elephant’s-foot wastebasket at home.

They’re not ‘tough guy’ gangs so instead of knives they’re using tomatoes to settle the dispute.

I hate to say it, but I absolutely guarantee the law will do nothing but show up afterwards and pick up the pieces. If he does decide to get his fat ass off the couch and come get you, you’ll have to handle him yourself.

Playing ‘The Mysterious Axeman’s Jazz’ no doubt

The billionaires’. And the fascist shits that are happy to see the world burn as long as they get to enslave brown people again.

Then you really need to work on your reading comprehension.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

-Mel Brooks

To STAY THE FUCK OUT OF A SOVEREIGN COUNTRY maybe I dunno

No, it was still their fault. Most of the party was relatively poorly provisioned, and inexperienced at long overland travels. They were warned about how bad the trail was, but chose the advice of the shopkeeper who had never taken the trail over the advice of the men who had actually been on it.

They reached the Great Salt Lake too late in the year, but still elected to press ahead regardless. Once they reached the lush valley before the pass they again decided to press on, despite it being late October. And so they got trapped. They had no-one skilled at fishing or trapping, and they hunted too close to the camp, so their gunshots scared away all the bigger game. Honestly it’s impressive any of them survived. If they hadn’t found those cabins they probably wouldn’t have.

Pica?

Maybe it’s a riff on the people who stuck signs on people’s backs in school and how that one artist never grew up.

Wouldn’t they just use their trunks?

They always are. Mel Brooks pointed that out years ago.

Because a lot of heads of state either do this too, or dream of doing it. So if Pootin gets in trouble, they would have to be punished too.

I mean, it looks round in the comic… of course, face planting into even round gravel isn’t very pleasant.

I think you signed up on the wrong instance; have you considered moving to .ml?

Eh what the hell, we’ll try and get him anyways!

And where in my previous post did I call you stupid?

You speak of mental health days in a derogatory way, as if you find the very idea that people should take care of their mental as well as physical health offensive, for reasons I don’t understand.

I’m saying that your mocking statement about taking days off for such things should in fact be something we do, and something we should find acceptable to do.

I absolutely guarantee you one of those things is not like the others. Period pain can be truly debilitating, especially for a person with endometriosis. It is totally worth time off.

Also, I find your insinuation that women take time off for ‘low mood’ and ‘being irritable’ frequently—as opposed to men—rather sexist and offensive, not to mention not reflective of reality.

However, I do like how you inadvertently stumbled into the idea that we should all have more sick days and mental health should be included in the definition of ‘health’. Taking time off for a mental ‘breather’ should be normalized in our society. I also think higher-mental-stress jobs like 911 dispatcher should get more mental health off-time.

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