There are at least a few. There’s the little villar perosa submachine gun from ww1 that everyone remembers from Battlefield 1, although that’s basically two guns in one body. As far as something modern that truly is just one gun with two magazines, the Keltec KSG shotgun uses two tubes side by side that can be toggled between with a switch. Not only does it double the gun’s capacity without adding any extra length, but it also allows you to load each tube with a different kind of shot and switch between the two at will. Adds a good amount of weight though.

I’d love to say yes, but ironically changing that state of affairs is going to require a lot of violence

Sewing! Clothes are too expensive and I’ve found a very cheap cloth store. It’s dark and cramped and you have to dig around, but they have good stuff in there. Tank tops are the easiest garment to learn, and now I’m working on drafting a nice button up for the fancy blue cloth I found

Love the way this is phrased, gonna borrow it for threats

“I will absolve your ass from the fabric of reality for the rest of time.”

It used to be That 70s Show, but too many of the cast is too weird/creepy now