We had a cat when I was in high school named Clyde. Great indoor/outdoor cat. Every night when my mom wanted him to come home she would open the front door, step out onto the porch and yell, “Where’s My Pussy!” and "Here Puss Puss Pussy! Only neighbors semi-close by were a sweet old couple who thought that was hilarious.

“We’re gonna need a bigger boat”

The momma lion making the decision to walk away and leave her paralyzed cub behind. Having him crawl after her, crying in despair was heart-wrenching

Kinda both: Boxer briefs

The trump family grifters and all their sycophantic (lookin’ at you Lindsay Graham) enablers

David Gilmour (hopefully with a quick jam session as dessert)

It is not, at all, eugenics. Nothing in my unpopular opinion has anything to do with genetic traits

I laid out some bare minimums: knowledge about how to take care of and raise a healthy human child and the financial means to do so.

Eugenics is trying to erase particular traits from a genome which is not, at all, what I stated in my unpopular opinion. I just would like people who are wanting (or whoopsing) a child into the world to have the bare minimum knowledge and tools to do the job “correctly.”

I am not worried about helping people poop better

But you can start them off on the right foot by making sure they have the knowledge and the means to do the job correctly

Becoming a parent is not a right, it is a privilege (I guess). You need a license to get married, drive, hunt or fish, your dog needs one. There should be some sort of class and background check you must pass before being allowed to procreate. Just the basics like: this is the level of care and support this small helpless mammal needs to be healthy and grow to maturity. This is how much, minimum, that quality upbringing will cost and do you meet that bare minimum level of competence and income to raise a healthy baby.