Good. The orange shitter has been pretty clear that he’s no friend of Ukraine, there’s absolutely no chance that he wouldn’t have leaked that information to Russia just on the hope that daddy Putin would give him a pat on the head and pretend to be friends again.

So much more fun if you believe it to be a test of skill instead of the depressing reality.

You’d think he would be the one person to learn you can’t actually just unilaterally decide that some other country is going to pay for your stuff.

So at least there will be a silver lining to living through the collapse?

Well the solution to that one 10 year old is pretty clear. Actions have consequences, if he wants to be a little shit he can repeat the grade next year after hard failing this one.

Godamnit, swing and a miss. Second time’s the charm.

They would for sure catch charges. The days of having to do something illegal in order to be convicted are behind us. If the MAGAstappo get their way the only remaining function of the judicial system will be as a cudgel against their enemies.

MAGAstappo. Be a real shame if armed resistance required them to show ID instead of just moving in the shadows.

Now if only he could “Fall out a window” and stop actively destroying the country, that’d be great.

Most of us want the shithead gone just as bad as you do, but too many dumbshits decided they’d rather not stop him because the alternative wasn’t perfect. I hate it here.

Probably because after they do, they crash and it will generally be assumed the crash is what killed them.

He never intended to support Ukraine. Never. This is just some bullshit to act like he’s “Justified” in cutting support. Just wait until he finds an excuse to give it to Russia instead.

If you’re waiting until everything is stable and safe and comfortable, you’ll never actually act. It’s always easier to destabilize and scare than it is to actually fix something. If the plan is to not move until it’s safe, anyone with a vested interest in maintaining the status quo will always be able to scare you into inaction.

The title literally exactly matches the headline you sanctimonious clown.

That’s the joke.

He just needs to drag an incredibly powerful magnet through the landfill and sort through the metal that sticks to it. Piece of cake.

Someone pushed for a new law outlawing them, but the efforts ended after he accidentally fell off a balcony to his death.

It seems pretty clear that if he can’t have it, he’ll do his best to make sure nobody else can either.

And they’re done now right? Mission accomplished, bombings and airstrikes concluded, time to go home? Right guys? Guys?

I hope they all agree and go in one big wave, because otherwise stories of the early adopters being conscripted to die in Ukraine might dissuade the rest of them.