Psaldorn

Theres a crazy show about his life on one of the streaming sites. Each episode leaves you stunned that so much can happen around one person, and what they can get away with.

Trans-fats being demonized makes more sense now

(THIS IS A JOKE)

Oh no, this will affect me in so many ways… checks list

Oh. Actually… they can fuck off I guess. Couple more billionaire slots have opened up!

And when climate change melts all the ice the land remaining over sea level has some nice natural resources.

Or all the pawns removed

When does bribery by a foreign nation become treason?

Asking for a friend with a rope

One side has resorted to donkeys for logistics and importing North Korean footsoldiers.

Yeah, sounds like they’re winning /s

Deploy the space Rooba!

Sage words. I will need time to contemplate.

He’s going to struggle to perform the riker manoeuvre with a horn of that size…

They did actually find it, but unable to reattach