Don’t worry they can’t read

It doesn’t

Solve all of humanity’s problems with this one simple trick

It’s much simpler than that: they give a lot of money to the people in charge

Yeah, I’m fine with anything resembling gods being out there. But trusting other humans who want to control you blindly? WTF is wrong with you

Sick band

They tried but the McDonald’s additives neutralizes the poison

The canons have been fed

That supposed to be funny?

It’s just a consequence of good old capitalism really

Pizza is already using fruit as its main component

Soylent boom

Do they have boats left in the black sea?

Yeah those Palestinians are free to go home in Gaza

Nice job trumpist

They fucked around and found out it was fine

That’s why don’t mine coal lads

I heard it made computers cough on nye

Long long range

Who is severe and why is Taylor Swift involved now?