I refused to believe it, but it turns out there are people out there that need a lot of motivation to wipe their own ass every time because eventually they get fed up with being “exploited” by big TP.

Judging by the lack of consequences for the previously observed war crimes, my bet is they’ll prolong the suffering to sate their revenge lust. See if anyone bothers to step in when they erect full blown torture camps.

Except for the last guy who will still have one eye. How’s the blind guy gonna take the eye of the guy with one eye left? All that guy had to do is run away and hide behind a bush. Gandhi was wrong.

Russia’s on the list of other countries with inferior potassium.

Israel: triple retaliate, no erasees

<Beach Boys voice>

Ooh, we wanna take him to Guantanamo Take him there fast Where he’ll get tortured slow That’s where we want him to go Way down to Guantanamo

Or he chucked a briefcase that followed a target out to sea and its movement created the waterspout