Dude fuckin looks like Eddie from Mobland.

Acts like it too, apparently.

Gotta break a few eggs, etc.

This would be great, but the hard truth is this will get you executed in the street, and this country is no longer worth dying for.

It may reach a boiling point eventually, but for now, given the choice, I think I’d prefer to move house than be murdered by my own military.

Y’know, I’m starting to think those Israelis are a bunch of fucking assholes.

I’m jealous, but best of luck! If you don’t mind sharing, where are you headed? We daydream of moving to a Nordic country, but pretty much anywhere would do.

Yup.

I thought Finland hated Russia?

Good job, Greenland! Proud of you. Every country should do this.

I can see why Americans vote for her

Americans don’t. Republicans do.

our representatives do not represent the majority

This time around they literally do. This is how shitty our country is.

The things voting for her are not people.

Hell, I wish my own state wasn’t a US state.

Please please please Greenland make this happen. Boo and jeer and hurl insults at him everywhere he goes every minute of every day.

Side note, “Signal” was the name of the Wehrmacht’s propaganda magazine published by Germany during WW2.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Signal_(magazine)

Bingo.

You have encountered a magat in the wild. Do not engage.

… time to find out how much old paperwork the family has stashed away!

And win the lottery to afford moving costs, but one step at a time.

Shoot, it sounds like they need to be living relatives. Ah well, have a sauna for me sometime. :(

My paternal grandparents were both Finnish immigrants. Do I have a path to citizenship? Please say yes, I would like to leave the 4th Reich as soon as possible.

About time. Bullfighting is fucking barbaric.