You don’t know how much carbonara I can eat.

No one is asking you to commit suicide, just to eat carbonara.

Yeah, do you want to live long enough to find out if you’ll suffer from senile dementia?

Okay, but who wants to live a long life these days? Do you have any idea how many crises I would have to go through just for choosing a healthy lifestyle? No, gentlemen, I will not give up carbonara in exchange for more years of life.