STOP BEING RIGHT!!!

Exactly!

Exactly.

No no no. You’re missing the H.

Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

They’re number one in the hood, G!

I’ve seen her laying on the couch, asleep, sits up, eyes not open, reaches in the drawer, lights her own hair on fire, sits there on fire, smoking an unlit cigerette as the rest of us scramble to put her out.

Are you claiming that minors don’t smoke because it’s not legal? That’s what you’re going with?

About $8, but she smokes 5-8 packs a day.

It’s not. It’s just too new to have studies confirmed. These kids that are in their early 20s may have been vaping since as young as 14, but that still 8 years at most, and that’s stretching it in both directions.

I would say those studies won’t come out until they’re in their 70s, or maybe already dead.

Vaping will cause cancer just the same as cigerettes. You’re inhaling unnatural addictive chemicals. In the case of nicotine, it’s artificially added to some/most vapes. We know how bad that stuff is. A vape is nothing more then an unnatural liquid chemical compound, which is then burned and smoked. Tobacco is a leaf, vapes are a liquid. In both cases they add a shitload of unhealthy compounds.

Hell, at this point WATER is unhealthy! Tons of microplastics in all water.

You realize this law keeps rolling, right? So today, a 17 year old is ineligable because he’s not 18. But a year from now that same 17 year old is now 18, but becomes ineligable because they aren’t 19. And when they turn 19, they aren’t 20. And 10 years from now the 17 year old today would be 27, ineligable because he’s not 28.

That’s how it creates a black market.

I think you misunderestimate how addictive cigerettes are. My friends mom goes through $80 worth of cigerettes every 2-3 days.

You realize in the 1930s there was a black market for cigerettes when they weren’t even illegal, right?

Mafias had support from the people, because mobs supplied booze, which WAS illegal. They made so much money from that, they started robbing cigerette trucks. Then selling legal cigerettes, at full cost, simply because the people trusted the mob over the government.

Well there’s certainly no way this will create a black market, and become impossible to enforce!

American here. Please do.

Which model toughbook?

“Guys…this one is the united states. We can accidently bomb all the childrens daycares and hospitals all we want, but this one??? Tripple check your work to make sure you DON’T bomb this one.”

Putin probably.

When I was growing up, there was a super hero named underdog. Now, I haven’t seen any reboots, or anything like that. So for anyone who’s never seen underdog, imagine one of those kids cartoons where animals are people. Dogs walking just on their back legs. That sort of thing.

Well underdog is a regular timid guy, who just seems like an accountant.

And then some danger happens, and he runs into a phone booth, superman style, and comes out as underdog.

Basically, imagine millhouse from the simpsons as a superhero.

No no no. That’s a typo. Hexs picnicing. He’s spread a table cloth on some grass and is now eating large amounts of food by himself. He brought a bucket of big macs.

Me three!

Really thought you were going in a whole new direction with that.

It might be. His attention span is like a gnat.

Remember when he wanted to bomb Ohio in 2017? Most people don’t. He probably doesn’t. He sent 1 tweet, that if any other president said that would be all that president would ever be known for. Here, it doesn’t even crack the top 1000 list of craziest things he’s been part of.

Nobody I know even remembers that.