They’re still a little wobbly but they’re good enough.

This is what drunk dads say about their 1 year old son who’s just learning to walk.

I only have one laptop so my hobbies have to coexist on it.

And yet I see no pornhub sticker…

So, good job to those of you who voted for trump because Kamala was pro-Isreal.

You voted for the guy who’s even MORE pro-Isreal, AND now we’re getting murdered in the streets.

Burger King does.

At mcdonalds? Well…I AM old, but when I worked there as a teenager, we just ripped open an unmarked brown paper bag, and poured them straight into a metal basket.

Then we dropped the basket in oil, pressed a button, and 3 minutes later DING FRIES ARE DONE!

…what’s the spoon for?

I’m also a big tech guy

Well you’ll be happy to know that we don’t body shame here.

We will however relentlessly mock you if you use Windows 11.

takes a shit on your hands

…what? Is that not what you wanted?

Show me where in the 25th amendment they mention anything about guillitines.

GUYS!!! IT’S OK!!! DAD IS HERE!!! MY DAD CAN BEAT UP YOUR PRESIDENT!!!

Ok, Diddlydee. You’re up. Go beat up trump! You can do it!

Did Watdabney stutter??? All I’m hearing is that “all of maga and half the dems” need to be taken out like the trash that they are.

So you’re saying we got this from adopting nazi scientists in the 1940s. Instead of eliminating them

My first instinct is to make a crude joke about your wife.

But that’s actually really sweet!

He looks different than I remember…can’t put my finger on it though…

Thats the spirit!

:O

Russia is a gas station cosplaying as a country.

“The US will soon follow”.

Sounds like a threat…even though with RFKjr in charge of health and human services, it’s more of an inevitability.

…who has free electricity, and how do I get in on that?

What would you doooOOOOOooooo… for a Klondike bar with an old dell server?

Or ICE agent. Dealers choice.