looks around at a world run by pedophiles, fascists, and abusers

…yeah, but is that really the worst idea?

They all get nukes.

nukes EtnaAtsume

Here’s what I think the world needs.

Every citizen in every country gets 10 atomic bombs.

Ok so you falsely arrest this man. You don’t release him now, because he’ll just go get his atomic bombs.

But now his brother or his wife, or whomever, ALSO has atomic bombs. And they demand his release or else.

So NOW whenever anyone tries to do anything, they have to think. Will this make them use an atomic bomb?

And suddenly, police are a lot more careful. Corporations switch their gosls from profit, to citizen utopia. Can’t make anyone mad ever.

And in a strange way, I find that to be far more peaceful. Nobody is an asshole or a bully anymore, because we’ll ALL be blown up if one person snaps.

Maybe others are afraid of MAD. I was born into it. Raised in an environment where they say the russians could bomb us at anytime, and almost did multiple times.

I was raised to have nuclear bomb drills where they sound a siren, and thousznds of kids rushed into underground bunkers. We had fire drills, and tornado drills, and atomic bomb drills.

I imagine the kids who are like 20 today, are almost immune to fear of public shootings, because they grew up in the school shooting drill days. These kids could walk into a warzone, and dodge bullets like NEO. But nobody would even shoot a gun if anyone anywhere could nuke you.

Horrifying, yet accurate description of global politics right now. Just needs the part where governments any corporations are trying to get AI to rule the world.

You’re really expecting France to come to ANYONES aid? They’re useless in a war.

Thats not just Australia. That’s all of earth. EVERYONE sees trump as a global threat, because everybody has eyes and a brain.

None of those make me think the viewer is likely to be a rapist, just because of the porn they watch.

What kind of fucked up porn? Because the context varies the answer wildly.

See, I’m torn here. Is it better to take a 100% anti stance on this, and not allow it whatsoever?

Or is it better to allow the dolls, knowing it’s better these freaks get their rocks off on a hunk of plastic where no actual humans will be harmed?

But if you allow the dolls, will that directly lead to sexualization of actual kids?

These past few years have really fucked me up. I used to think the internet should be fully uncensored. Freedom for everyone.

Then I found out pedophilia is WAAAAAAAY more prevelant than I thought. I thought it was like 1 in a billion people were sexually attracted to kids.

I hadn’t considered to censor child porn, because I didn’t think it existed. The fact that they were kids made me think “well, no one will produce child porn, because it won’t sell.” I THOUGHT that was a reasonable train of thought. And then Epstein happened. Now I realize that the only thing seperating people from being pedophiles is wealth and power. Apperently once you can do ANYTHING, and buy ANYTHING, you get attracted to what you can’t have. And thus they become pedophiles.

So now…do you sell them a piece of plastic, and basically give them an inch to protect actual children? Or do you realize if you give them an inch, they 'll take a mile?

They’re still a little wobbly but they’re good enough.

This is what drunk dads say about their 1 year old son who’s just learning to walk.

I only have one laptop so my hobbies have to coexist on it.

And yet I see no pornhub sticker…

So, good job to those of you who voted for trump because Kamala was pro-Isreal.

You voted for the guy who’s even MORE pro-Isreal, AND now we’re getting murdered in the streets.

Burger King does.

At mcdonalds? Well…I AM old, but when I worked there as a teenager, we just ripped open an unmarked brown paper bag, and poured them straight into a metal basket.

Then we dropped the basket in oil, pressed a button, and 3 minutes later DING FRIES ARE DONE!

…what’s the spoon for?

I’m also a big tech guy

Well you’ll be happy to know that we don’t body shame here.

We will however relentlessly mock you if you use Windows 11.

takes a shit on your hands

…what? Is that not what you wanted?

Show me where in the 25th amendment they mention anything about guillitines.

GUYS!!! IT’S OK!!! DAD IS HERE!!! MY DAD CAN BEAT UP YOUR PRESIDENT!!!

Ok, Diddlydee. You’re up. Go beat up trump! You can do it!

Did Watdabney stutter??? All I’m hearing is that “all of maga and half the dems” need to be taken out like the trash that they are.