Given just two pieces of demographic info:

Devon.

Private school.

You’re probably the only person on the planet who’s questioning the ethnicity of the assailant, much less even giving it any thought or relevance whatsoever.

If she’s not scared of good ol’ Kevin, anything else that goes bump in the night shouldn’t either.

LOL the bear suddenly finds something suspicious about the zipper but thought nothing of the conspicuous eye holes or the man talking out loud while writing for hours on a bright red spiral notepad 🤣

Ah it’s so nice to be back on Lemmy. Hi everyone! I’m BAAAACK!

Please explain

This one is genuinely funny. Just letting you know. I chuckled.