Everybody check your carbon dioxide alarms 😂, they’d be beeping 24/7 in ideal circumstances. How annoying that would be.

May the fork be with him.

I agree, my opinion is ghosts too.

Please tell us you leave cakes and tacos as your calling cards too.

Oh how funny, I was just talking out loud to myself yesterday about dowsing even though I’ve never dowsed before, just learned about it by staring at screens.

In and of itself was a good safe excellent school & peers & teachers but hormonally I had a couple crying episodes right in the middle of classroom those years.

I like that nowadays we know Gary Larson cartoons don’t require as much deep thought & analysis as we once thought they did.

“Cow tools” taught me that lesson.

All we have to know for this one is the Mary had a Little Lamb rhyme story, be amused for a moment, and move on.

Be careful when you let your phone automatically capitalize the word “uber.” You’re talking about Uber drivers when you capitalize that word.

And that’s why time travel is classified as science FICTION because the paradox would make the situation impossible, among all the other reasons time travel is impossible.

Upvoting for Karen Carpenter 🥹

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Adderall & Vyvanse are banned? Or you just don’t have access to them?

That’s what the ultra rich want. They want everyone else to die so the ultra rich will have the entire planet to themselves. There will no longer be overcrowding and all there will be no more pesky cockroach people scampering about ruining all the beautiful beaches.

I rode my bike 50 miles one day. Usually rode my bike about 20 miles a day so I wasn’t exactly out of shape but 50 miles resulted in agonizing ass soreness. Getting home the last 10-20 miles was just pure _______ (insert an adjective of your choice). Suggest preparing in advance to prevent agonizing saddle soreness.

I sure would hate to have an electric car.

And I sure would hate to ride my bike 600 miles in the rain LOL

Aw I like the word “fusions,” it just sorta came outta my mind like that 😂

Thank you I will check that out

Yes that’s perfectly fine and nice and beautiful, but don’t you think it’s weird seeing celebrity gravestones that make no mention of the fact that they were famous and what they were known for?

Honestly my YouTube algorithm keeps giving me videos from “Scott On Tape” and “Dearly Departed Tours” who cover a lot of celebrity lore and graveyards, and that’s why this is so prominent in my mind, there are a lot of famous people with very minimal headstones and I find it odd.

And then there’s Frank Zappa who requested to be buried but no headstone whatsoever, not even his family is sure exactly where he is, they know the general area in the graveyard but it’s unmarked. And that’s how Frank Zappa wanted it 🤷🏼‍♀️

Epitaphs are written by those who loved & survived the decedent. So if they could financially afford the cost of some extra words engraved in stone, it would be a nice way to honor the person they loved.

I like this idea a lot! Because walking through graveyards we get curious and we want to know about these people. Especially celebrities, and we would be fascinated to know the cause of death too because of course that’s never written on the epitaph either. I wish cause of death would be written on epitaphs. I know that would be dark & morbid & in poor taste but honestly that’s what everybody’s interested to know!

I know, I know it was poorly written but I was just rattling off various examples of achievements that various people have achieved.