Nnooooooooo it’s not WWIII!!! I can’t understand that warfare is fought on multiple fronts, so don’t call an obvious global struggle for power and supremacy WWIII /s!!!

At the very least, it can’t be good satire if you have to ask.

Imagine that you are me and were asked what the 5th digit of pi is. How might I respond to this question?

Cut off tail of snake and it will eventually grow back. Cut off head of snake and it cannot grow back.