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God doesn’t exist so it is highly unlikely.

“I’m sick of these motherfucking snakes, on this motherfucking plane!” - But with an Australian accent.

writes a book that is 57 petrabytes large

Clicks “save to cloud.”

Not anymore… Had a box of old/junk parts lying around before I moved but I didn’t bring it with me because it was essentially just garbage I never got around to taking to the electronic recycling thing because it was just a once a year thing that cost me money.

I’d have no problem giving away stuff like that. I wouldn’t take parts out of an active machine to let someone “borrow” tho.

In 1944 would it be controversial for someone to chant “Death, death to the SS!”?

Um… Yeah. I’m thinking it would have gone down more or less the same as it is now. Loads of sane people agreeing with the sentiment, but the ones running the show wouldn’t and their bootlickers would follow suit.

What about canola/rapeseed oil? It’s so neutral, it adds no flavor. It also has a smoke point similar to, but slightly higher, than olive oil.

I’m talking about those who have already gotten big, like PewDiePie or Good Mythical Morning (the latter of which started on their own website before youtube even existed, btw). Not the dude who just started a channel last week and has nothing to do shit with.

I was actually kinda wondering the other day why super large content creators with good cash flow from what they already do, don’t ditch Google and Patreon or anything else that takes a cut to be nothing more than a middleman to accessing the content? They don’t need to host on the same level as YouTube; they could probably make more money hosting their videos on their own website, where they can control what is free or paid for, and can work directly with advertisers themselves.

🎵It’s like I’ve got this music,

In my mind,

Saying "post on Lemmy all night"🎵

This is definitely projection, because it’s very apparent to anyone with eyes that Trump doesn’t know what the fuck he is doing.

Flight-tracking websites showed dozens of Air Force aerial refueling planes departing from military bases in the United States and heading to Europe on Sunday, fueling speculation of direct U.S. involvement in the widening Israeli-Iranian war.

Oh good. They’re just fueling speculation and not any war machines. ^/s

“We have nectar at home!”

Sweet. I want a new pet.

“I wear this crown of shit, upon my liar’s chair.”

Should I be wearing a condom on my fist when I punch Nazis? I don’t wanna catch whatever they have…

The only kind of sex testing I am okay with, is making sure condoms and sex toys work properly by actually using them on myself.

Silence, bot!

Knights In Science’s Service

Calm down, Spiders Georg.

“Fuckin’ hell… I don’t remember plantin’ that!”