The scumbag lived far longer than he should have.

I love it.

The more Trump fucks around and shits his pants, the stronger Canada becomes building new trade partners and new deals with stable countries who have stable leaders.

Even if we make a deal with the USA, they’ll probably go back on it a few months later. Keep going you old orange bag of fuck juiced mayonnaise. The USA can fuck itself in the asshole with a pineapple. We’re moving on.

American milk tastes funky.

Canada Needs Nukes!

Fuck the USA. Close the borders.

“I’m stuck in this dryer step brother. Help me.”

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Hold on. Wait a minute.

It’s cold and I need fluffing.

I don’t give him that much credit. The idiot runs around shitting his pants and making a mess 24 hours a day.

This isn’t planned. Swimming in a diarrhea filled ocean is his natural environment.

I never understood the attraction to linkedin.

I want social media social for shits and giggled and entertainment. Work related networking is neither.

It’s like having a beer with coworkers instead of going out with friends. Hard pass.

I expected nothing more from Christians.

Did you notice even the last Top Gun movie had Tom Cruise dropping bombs and stealing planes from a country that looks VERY MUCH like Canada?

These kids already have been left behind by someone

It’s like bullies. People always come down hard on bully kids. They rarely act like that naturally, they learned this behaviour. They’re probably being abused at home. Coming down hard on them just makes them more angry and confused.

You have to figure out what is making the kids act the way and address that.

too embarrassed to be a US tourist, especially in Canada.

Don’t be. As long as you aren’t wearing MAGA or Trump gear, we’ll assume you’re one of the good ones.

Besides, MAGA are probably too scared to come to woke Canada.

Until someone puts a bullet through their face.

The word of the USA isn’t worth anything now. We can’t trust the USA to do the right thing.

Putin’s idiot cuck.

I wouldn’t go to the US now if you paid me. Crazy fucking locals armed with massive amounts of guns, Americans who cheer for the reduction of rights for particular sets of people and the complete destruction of the government. The president threatening allied countries. Fuck the US.

America is a fucking shithole. We should put a wall around it to keep the world safe.