In our guest house, whenever the laundry machine ran, half the lights would go out. It was due to the drain hose having a small leak. The water seeped down and shorted an outlet in the crawl space. So I had to:

• fix the drain hose
• replace the main water disconnect valve that randomly wore out and got stuck in the off position (learn about pex, buy and use a crimper tool)
• replace some rotten wood
• replace shorted outlet with GCFI
• replace crawl space skirting I broke when investigating

Ah, good times. But now it’s all fixed. For now.

Even if “relocation” means shuffling off this mortal coil

Stuff I run:

• HomeAssistant (home automation)
• frigate (local foss security cam mgmt)
• metube (web gui for yt-dlp)
• technitium (dns mgmt with adblocking and many other features that make it better than pihole imo)
• pdfDing (foss for pdf library mgmt)
• netbird (in lieu of ddns, I use this self hosted vpn to connect to stuff when I’m not local)
• caddy (maybe similar to ngnx, this lets me use custom names so I don’t have to remember ip/ports to connect)
• heimdall (simple static dashboard)

If I were him, I’d get the last laugh and demand to be buried in a secondhand plain white shirt from Goodwill

I wonder how much his casket is gonna cost

Bender Bending Rodríguez

NO SOUP FOR YOU! NEXT!

Canada not on the list?

If someone cared to make the Anakin/Padme meme for this, I think it’d work really well

Use vs. Possession

Possession is the behavior that’s typically illegal, but use is legally tolerated because people can be exposed to it (the article gives the example of farmers being exposed while producing legal hemp).

The fun is just starting. Only a matter of time until the glaciers melt even more and release untold hell upon us!

In a perfect world, they keep right on marching to the kremlin, shoot Putin in the head, turn around and walk home to Ukraine without any more death or suffering

Unrelated to the story, but that dune buggy/atv thing in the thumbnail looks fun as hell

The cars are actually great, unfortunately

Gedanken, fiction, satire, being a silly goose, just joshin around… call it what you want. Lol, sure, even delusion if you really want. A brief respite from the burden of reality was always the point.

That’s why I said “In my head canon…” I know it’s not true, and I’m not pretending it is. It’s satire.

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In my head canon he wasn’t even invited. He just heard Biden was out and now he thinks he’s gotta come here and do whatever combo of shmoozing and/or threatening it takes to make sure his genocidal gravy train keeps flowing