This dude ran out of Just for Men before he could touch up that chin mullet.

St. Petersburg would be a good place to put Finland’s new NATO base.

I mean, how American are they? What’s their net worth?

“It’s still up…no it aint” - Some Russian General

Obviously, they can’t go all the way to Moscow but Kursk or bust doesn’t have the same ring to it.

Moscow or bust boys keep grabbing them by the balls and kicking them in the ass.

O Lebensraum, O Lebensraum, In history so dark and grim. A policy of space to gain, With conquest as its deadly aim. O Lebensraum, O Lebensraum, In history so dark and grim.

In lands afar, the wars did rage, With lives and homes lost to the stage. A vision fueled by brutal might, In shadows deep, it stole the light. O Lebensraum, O Lebensraum, In lands afar, the wars did rage.