In my highschool woodshop it’s a high three

We always lose great people so young. Thag was middle aged at 16 when we lost him, he had so much time left to do great!

They’re holding Cow Weapons instead

They used to show off “roll over” but decided it wasn’t worth the trip back to the hospital every time

The script of the Minecraft movie has to be hidden in there somewhere

Cow contraptions, it’s the next logical step

“I see a comfy, breaded life for you. With plenty of dipping sauces”

He left the fire (new invention, it’s pretty cool) running and burned his cave down

I hunt for gizmos, doodads, trinkets, and the like, then I gather them into my house. Floor space be damned.

The reverse of a horror movie where the monster/killer is in the backseat. Instead, it’s a normal human behind the monster

I only buy free range organic mumia (imported from the UK!)

All for the low low price of 300,000 atlantian dabloons!

Also it’s in an HOA.

What a complete fool, not being a complete fool.

WAIT

For that joke, I despise you twice as much as the previous guy

Now that’s a cow that knows how to use tools

My regex expression activating because I didn’t form it properly

Edit: my regular expression expression lol

Survive a stegosaurus attack

“sources?”

“Delusion”

“Got it”

I heard Gary had pressed charges for trespassing after they ruined this comic

I’ve tried talking to a hammerhead but I just felt like they weren’t listening. They never looked me in the eyes