Please publicly call him out. Just be like ‘we know he’s gonna back down again’

…then give a bigger one to Obama

He’s gonna do it and my tax dollars are gonna pay for it.

This is the third time she’s done this but for some reason this time she only has a 10% chance of survival?

My zombie apocalypse plan is to fucking kill myself

Sucks to suck.

Isn’t he like…mostly just twitter famous??

My man may I interest you in a sheet?

BATTLE ROYAL

My friend in England uses my server all the time and neither of us have gotten that email about being charged for shared library yet lol.

Maybe im just the chosen one.

They just visited. Somehow trump pulled that off.

We got like four of those motherfuckers in the works right now

Post feet

Womp womp

I KILLED THEM

You don’t really comprehend money do you?

He’s unemployed. How is he supposed to travel?

One small pellet of rat poison per day

Anyone seen any launch coooooodes

This man is going to be fired