Scrolling past, I thought that was a hippo in a blue hood. Now I feel bad for laughing.

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Dude might have been drunk. If it isn’t intentional, it’s usually a case of too drunk or too old.

Shiny.

No, you can rinse your balls as well.

“That’s called blinking, boys!”

That’s pretty much it. You shouldn’t be berating him for supporting Russia so much as you should be cheerleading him supporting Ukraine.

You’re with WSJ? Yeah, you’re fucked.

Why would this go to the US at all? They said it was a European issue and bowed out.

Trump just looks so weak here. So much for being a strongman. I guess he just likes being manhandled?

I was recently considering them while shopping for an EV, but then discovered the reason their offerings are so subpar is that Subaru tethered themselves to Toyata for EV development, and Toyota is obstinately years behind the technology leaders in the field. Tesla was the frontrunner for EV range for many years, but others (not Subaru) have caught them now. And as Tesla never fixed their build quality problems, they’re second tier at best now. I concur, I would buy a Subaru ICE car, but I may never have to buy one of those again.

I got a woodstove recently and got the same warning about the glass door on the front. Don’t clean it with paper towels or it will scratch up the glass. They recommend using newspaper instead.

They will take measures such as installing cameras in offices, presumably to ensure that not a single moment of a sexual encounter is missed by their devoted followers.

The future is square hogs.

His dog told him to do it, so you can’t really blame him, right?

TIL the title of this article is similarly misleading. He didn’t spend 18 years on the crapper either.

Not so much as a shred of shenanigans.

No, I believe that is a lifty-shifty.