If the size and low power consumption of the Pi are what appeal to you, you can try a getting a used thin client. Lots of suggestions and specs here: http://parkytowers.me.uk/

No smoke monsters? Meh.

There’s continuing support from US evangelicals, who have been lobbying Ghanaian legislators to pass this bill for some time now: https://foreignpolicy.com/2023/03/19/africa-uganda-evangelicals-homophobia-antigay-bill/