Yea, my city started using tornado sirens for most decent thunder storms. So they are being used all the time. But there’s no way to know when it’s actually for a tornado…

Make some really cheesey Mac and cheese, grilled cheese, scrambled eggs, and pizza.

Yea, those guys are insane. Literally carrying most the gear up Everest, setting up all the climbing gear ahead of time, and smoking cigarettes the whole time.

Most of the garbage comes from commercial fishing. So that won’t help.

Especially if you choke to death on asparagus

That’s only like a half million each…