does a barrel roll

I’m gonna start pushing people out of windows and then blame the Russian government

boing!

So thats what happened to Bing…

Mmmmm, microplastics!

Russian state media has previously reported that the military was building an arsenal for storing missiles and other explosives there.

Uhhh, Russia you know you can lie about this, right? Like you don’t need to announce the location for military targets

I had a roommate who had cow tongue in our freezer for a while. It definitely looks like a tongue…

AAAAAARROOOOOO MFERS

And his knife

Reminds me of monster house:

Girl: “look! That must be the uvula”

Guy: “ooooooh, so it’s a girl house”

Girl: confused look