No that’s his long lost cousin, Ted Crust.
No that’s his long lost cousin, Ted Crust.
Remember when self-emolition was so insane that it hit page 1? Now you barely even hear about it online at all.
Okay gallows humor here, fair warning.
Have you ever made a fucking smoothie? Do you know how hard it is to get that last little bit of ice to properly puree? Now imagine trying to blend fucking bone.
So… The American system (mostly)?
Oh NOW he thinks they’ve gone too far.
Also that’s where everybody keeps their money so they’re going to have things to say about it. With missiles.
It’s one of could have gone my entire life without knowing was a possibility.
Looks like those pots of gold are gonna be putting on some weight soon.
India only cares about India, so maybe they can seek them more LNG or oil. Maybe Rupies are the new Yuan lol
Wow, that’s too bad. Anyway make sure you’ve got plenty of Rubles in your bathroom for when they make TP the national currency, bub.
What are you, a Hatfield?
Don’t worry though, they pinky promised that there’s no genocide happening.
Okay JFC who sets someone on fire over a land dispute!? I mean I’d be all for lighting, say, Kim Jong Un on fire, but that guy’s a mad murdering sociopath. I dunno what penalties there are for egregiously horrible murder, but that guy deserves it.
Are there special punishments or charges for deluxe murder? Like murder with extra suffering? IDK humanity is pretty fucked up.
Sometimes you drain your own brain.
Not that I needed another reason to dislike TikTok but…
I swear, Earth isn’t even real.
Because the Christians love it. They get to move the clock forward on their rapture and see Muslims die. They consider it a fantastic thing. Because they’re monsters.
Reminds me of White Hen convenience stores - 7-Eleven bought them out and then shut down all of the stores. Didn’t replace them with more stores, just left the whole area, full on Cartman “fuck you guys I’m going home” mode.
Honestly at this point that’s like saying that the Earth goes around the sun. Yeah, no shit, they never do anything else.