lol I can’t believe even my cynical expectations on the NKs (which are "miscommunicate and get ground into dog food) were too lofty. Well done fellas.

“…oh yeah and throw in some rice for the starving peasants I guess.”

Kim Fatty 3rd, probably

Oh boy happy fucking birthday to me I guess

Good.

Translation: whatever it takes to avoid falling out a window.

A loan? A fucking loan!? You spineless potato-fuckers. GIVE! Give it to them! What the hell is wrong with you!?

Whenever they claim that about Gaza the target is usually a hospital. So ya’know, “trustworthy.”

Man it’s really easy for Russians to fall out of windows. Maybe they should put a warning sticker on them or something.

Especially if it’s their parents forcing them to go, which I expect has to be some statistically significant percentage of these poor kids.

They’d have to declare peace first. They’ve got an armistice but the war is still technically active. Anyway they should focus on how many of their people are going to die in the near future when they find out how much experience the Ukrainian military has which they do not.

Translation: Putin needs more people for the meat grinder without making his people madder at him.

More reasons to never live in China.

Just be honest and say they sentenced him to death. Whether it’s from abuse or just because at his age he won’t last 7 years in their shitty prisons, he’s never going home and everybody knows it.

Russian hackers attack Russian hackers over Russian hackers using Russian hackers against Russian hackers.

Replace Mary in the manger with Mao. Now Mao is giving birth to Jesus. Weirdo.

Par for the course for an alarming number of modern Muslim dominant countries.

Plato’s cave, irl edition.

I wonder how far back you’d have to go in order to find the original incident that set off this enormous chain of retaliations. Probably at least 5,000 years.

USA: we need to help defend Israel to prevent all-out west in the Middle East.

Netanyahu: CHARGE!