Erasmus

Was just thinking - why does the Catholic Church have one of the C’tan captured - but then again that would probably explain a whole lot.

We’ve poisoned our planet for the last 100+ years and now we are dying off slowly from the fruits of our labor.

The irony.

They just need someone with a unique yet zany mustache to step forward as leader now.

Just imagine cocaine bread though. 🤔

Because what sane person, who upon walking into their home and finding a loved one unconscious (or even worse :dead:) doesn’t reach for their blender.

Amiright, guys??

Would be a shame if something bad happened to fuck up that port and made it, unusable. 🤔

‘The warship’s commander “is a big ‘Star Wars’ fan’

Lmao the commander is a top tier troll. I mean who wouldn’t love to float a giant grey warship down the Thames blasting the Imperial March??

All I can hear is the theme to Jaws

The guesthouse is run and protected by the Islamic Revolutionary Guards Corps and is part of a large compound

A bomb placed two months ago? Geeze, not protected very well by these guys now was it.

I wonder how many more ‘bombs’ are sitting elsewhere waiting to go off.