I was talking to my wife about this yesterday, and ultimately this is a kink that’s dicey as fuck. There’s no way to play it 100% without running the risk of rape.

I mean, if you’re a guy who gets off on women being asleep/passed out when you have sex with them, knowing that they’ve given express consent kinda kills the vibe. But you can’t expect to have sex with someone who hasn’t given you express consent.

So in the end I fall down on having zero sympathy for the guys who claim they thought she was in on it. She’s either told you it’s cool or she hasn’t.

Today I sold my beloved 2008 Mini, partly because, while the engine was still completely sound at 130k miles (barring the turbo that blew up three years ago), the rest of the car was beginning to fall apart. One of the rear light clusters kept shorting, interior panels worked themselves loose, the AC stopped working, the self leveling mechanism in one of the headlights broke. And so on, and so on.

I’m genuinely sad that I had to let it go, but it was on the cusp of being a massive pain in the ass to sort out.

But that engine was still solid.

Yes yes, true, but then they would have less money. They might even have to rescind their membership of the Three Comma Club, and could you have that on your conscience?

Only brown skinned ones whose first language isn’t English.

I ditched it entirely the day they admitted that killing third party apps was a feature not a bug.

I used Tweetbot for ten years, so the idea of having to raw dog a fascist’s plaything didn’t appeal to me.

We used to have media studies at school. I know my brother took it, but four years later, when I joined the same school, it wasn’t available to me.

What did media studies actually involve?

Pure deviancy.

I try not to engage with anything this shithead is involved in, but,

Blaming the left for unrest

As in a number of other towns and cities yesterday, the anti-fash here in Southampton MASSIVELY outnumbered the thugs who’d come to protest. The end result was…no unrest, no violence, nothing got smashed up.

‘The Left’ aren’t the ones getting arrested over all this.

I often ponder how differently things might have gone if only that plane was going a shade faster.

Aren’t all Croc wearers?

May St Peter be at the pearly gates, waiting to receive his limp penis.

Yeah, we Brits are grandfathered in on account of not aggressively invading anyone’s country (on our own) for at least 60 years by now. Possibly.

What about the bloody Beaker folk, eh?

Criticised by who? Gammons?

You could argue that actually our normal state of being is wanky and that the next 5-10 years are the anomaly.