They’ll die of diabetes together. How romantic!

Rubbish! No-one is discriminating against vampires.

So even though Santa doesn’t live at OUR north pole…

Wait, what?!

And don’t feed it after midnight!

In the best case, the detection is at the 2.4 sigma confidence level (less than the usual 3 for reasonable confidence and will below the 5 required for strong confidence), and if previously suspected issues with the instrument are true, the detection could disappear completely.

I do not have a strong confidence in this result. (But at least they didn’t publish it in Nature, in which case you would absolutely know it’s wrong…)

Boo!

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That was a negotiation tactic…

Absolutely. The institutions with lots of telescope time get very political and cutthroat.

“… Just not where they get caught.”

FTFY.

Funny how the Orange idiot encouraged Iran to build the bomb by trying to stop them. And I’m sure the advent of Trump 2.0 in January only pushes them harder.

How wonderfully appropriate!

So the Brigadier will be disciplined, right? Right?

What, in particular, do we not like about Charley?

I hope they can find his emails.

Wasn’t Brexit all about less regulations?

“Win”

TIL the title “Maori king” is misleading. He was the king of certain Maori tribes, not the king of all Maori.

Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?

Pooh Bear must have lost a few too many games.