А ну чики-брики и в дамки!
Migrating here (or maybe keeping both) from @ArcaneSlime@lemmy.ml
Will put an eternal curse on your enemies for a Cinemageddon invite.
А ну чики-брики и в дамки!
I’ll also write the word “delightful” in the comments.
freeze-damaged body
Well that part is easy! Just run 'em through the vaccuum sealer real fast and you won’t have any freezer burn!
Look, there is Fastitocalon! An island good to land upon, Although ’tis rather bare. Come, leave the sea! And let us run, Or dance, or lie down in the sun! See, gulls are sitting there! Beware! Gulls do not sink. There they may sit, or strut and prink: Their part it is to tip the wink, If anyone should dare Upon that isle to settle, Or only for a while to get Relief from sickness or the wet, Or maybe boil a kettle.
Ah! foolish folk, who land on HIM, And little fires proceed to trim And hope perhaps for tea! It may be that His shell is thick, He seems to sleep; but He is quick, And floats now in the sea With guile; And when He hears their tapping feet, Or faintly feels the sudden heat, With smile HE dives, And promptly turning upside-down He tips them off, and deep they drown, And lose their silly lives To their surprise. Be wise! There are many monsters in the Sea, But none so perilous as HE, Old horny Fastitocalon, Whose mighty kindred all have gone, The last of the old Turtle-fish. So if to save your life you wish Then I advise: Pay heed to sailors’ ancient lore, Set foot on no uncharted shore! Or better still, Your days at peace on Middle-earth In mirth Fulfil!
•J. R. R. Tolkein
Was referring to the comic. In the above comic, we do not know whether or not the driver of the truck possesses divination abilities, we only know that he has a mouth like a sailor and sells asparagus from his vehicle.
Unless he’s magic like Riccardus the Ice Cream Man, he’s just an Asparamonger. But we’ll never know.
Prince is dead you monster! Let him rest!
He wants to do WHAT?!
Well also as kids back in the day (and likely even moreso back in the days of Mr. Larson’s childhood), dogs used to be a little more free to roam especially in small towns, this used to kinda be a thing.
Like we’d all be running off to play baseball or do something, and someone’s dog would come running out to catch up and go with us, but for X reason (likely we wanted to focus on the task at hand or it wasn’t suitable for dogs) the dog was supposed to be staying home.
I think it’s really just “wouldn’t that be funny if that happened to knights marching to war instead haha” and I agree, it is funny.