“It’s parody.”

Red touching black, this rhyme only applies in certain geographical areas and could get you killed, just leave elapids alone and they’ll leave you alone. If you have to play with wild snakes there are safer ones in every area that coral snakes and their mimics exist, grab a rat snake an get bit all day, as long as you clean the bites you’ll be fine.

Lol my bad, there’s people on every post in this goddamn community “ThIs CaMe OuT tOdAy?!” I thought you were another one of them lol.

Comic is from 1986, and Sluipschutters debuted in 2013.

The 100-meter mosey

Hands him a suppressed bolt gun.

Yeah, that’s it.

(Or bomb disposal, “now cut the red wire.” Same concept really.)

You can have my squirt gun when you pry it from my cold…wait…dead…hol’ up…

Hell I’d probably just make “comics-list.txt” and just manually list them. Not individually probably, but like

Action Comics - #1 CGC 9.9
Batman (2nd) - 404-407
Beneath The Trees Where Nobody Sees - A (complete), B (complete), ashcan.
Creepshow (1st) - 1D, 2-5A
Creepshow (2nd) - 1-2A, 3C, 4-5A
Creepshow (3rd) - 1A 
Earthworm Jim - #1

Or something to that effect.

Wabi-sabi.

“Overrepresented”

“Always a man.”

Yeah, I guess it has been said. Fuck me for calling out bullshit when I see it, I should just sit down and shut up again, huh?

Good, don’t reply.

I agree, male sexual assault is a problem and nobody is talking about it. In fact when we (males who have been sexually assaulted) try and, not even “be included,” just “not be excluded,” we’re told to sit down and shut up, we’re only 4% so we don’t matter, we must’ve liked it if our body responded naturally to stimulus, she was hot anyway so we’re lucky, and quit being a pussy." In fact legally in my area and many more the worst the women who forced me to have sex with them even could be charged with is sexual assault becausr technically “rape” requires penetration. Isn’t that fucked up?

How 'bout instead of trying to silence male victims of sexual assault when they’re rightfully indignant about being excluded you do a little soul searching and try and realize why we “always have to make the conversation about us” when people write signs like “not all men but always a man,” m’kay? Maybe that introspection will lead you to opinions like “rape is possible for women to commit, and it’s bad when they do it too, AND we should speak for all victims of all genders or lack thereof, and against all abusers of all genders or lack thereof, rather than ‘men bad women good nonbinary irrelevant.’”

Yeah it’s our fault we’re upset about being lumped in with the “always men” abusers crowd while our rapists are lauded as “never abusers” on signage like this. How dare we be so uppity to engage our anger with that sign directly.

I’m literally in here saying “that sign is a lie and it makes me angry, as a male victim of woman rapists,” we can talk about “stop raping men too” and “charge women for rape not just ‘sexual assault’ when they compel sex” later, right now we’re talking about “don’t erase us with signs like these, please fucking include us in the movement” and we probably won’t stop doing that until it happens. Why must there be “I don’t care about male victims” and “I don’t care about woman victims” groups? Can’t we just join forces as victims vs abuse?

So if I make a sign that says “not all women but always a woman” because so far, both times I’ve been raped are by women, there wouldn’t be an uproar about how it’s sexist and excludes woman victims of male abusers?

Why should I be cast aside, lumped in with the “always a man” crowd as an abuser, while the women who abused me are lauded as victims? Why not just care about all victims of abuse? Why do we say “well you’re only 4% so you don’t matter” or “sit down and shut up we’re not talking about you” whenever male victims just want to be fucking included in the conversation and not forgotten about for once, and by the group that should be recognizing us as compatriots in our trauma at that?

She doesn’t have to put us down to make herself feel better and we’re rightfully angry that it happened again.

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Sure why not? Jazz is pretty sweet. You?

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It’s interesting to see what gets excused is all, but don’t worry I’m sure you’re one of the good ones.

Mmhmm, and if I told my friend (who is black, important note) that I like him because he’s one of “the reasonable ones,” that would be tooootally normal and not racist at all right? Right?

Maybe stop to think about the male victims of female abusers in this fucking thread before you hand wave us away as “more rare” and “promoting rape culture” by “not being excited about being lumped in with abusers simply for having a penis while our abusers are lauded for having vaginas.” You excusing it as rare and that sign pretending women can’t rape are promoting rape culture, full stop.