Ask questions, like “How did you interpret what I said?”. Neutral and always non-confrontational. Make sure it’s an open question, so no yes/no answers.

That will help you understand their thought process and figure out a more effective way to explain yourself to that person. Maybe even in general.

I’ve spotted the developmentally impaired person.

You really need to lay off the internet, dude. Go touch some grass, connect with people, make friends. You have no power here.

Turns out isolationist culture doesn’t stand the test of time. Who knew?