They can’t let media access Gaza, it’s too dangerous because of, um, reasons…

Nipples and foreskin must be removed at birth. To prevent mass hysteria.

Sadly not large enough, but we believe in him.

I don’t think he cares all that much if they like him as long as they disseminate his precious genes and tolerate the idiotic names.

That’s the point. They typically hire some useful idiot, either locally or in a neighbouring country. And after they’ve done their little act, they move back to another territory. But the Russians are never directly involved.

Australia isn’t woke, it has crocodiles!

It makes sense, Australia is much closer. Congratulations to Trump on being so eco-conscious.

It worked with pigeons, it should work with children.

While the government drops around him?

I’m great, you all suck, I’m the best diplomat ever.
You may acclaim me.

You think they only just started sending planes? They’ve been doing this shit for more than ten years. Not only with planes but with boats, submarines…

I hope they knighted him, or something. I can’t wait for him to request being called Sir Donald by everybody.

I’d like to see him try to pronounce that.

He waddles for a few metres, it’s not like he goes on hikes or anything.

Because of universe expansion. (I guess industrialisation also works)

So when they caught those employees peeing in the Tsingtao vats, how much did they fine them?

Isn’t DrPepper a cartel?

It seems plausible to me. Large corporations doing weird stuff are nothing new. I don’t know how much they’d save by doing this, and it’s obviously not worth it, especially these days, but I can certainly see them entertaining the idea, or implementing it. Unlikely as it is.

I can’t imagine what it is reliable enough for.

Apparently it’s good with knots.

They’re mentioning this as if the US had ever cared about any international law. Or about the UN for that matter.