I used to have a marble collection but I’ve lost track of its position. You could say…
I used to have a marble collection but I’ve lost track of its position. You could say…


I’ve never been severely injured enough for it to be seriously dangerous to my health as far as I’m aware but I would get the shit beaten out of me instantaneously and probably start bleeding from the mouth because I would definitely count getting my wisdom teeth ripped out.


12 gauge shotgun concealed in it as well as several of the other more intelligent options from the other users in this thread.


Yeah pretty much this. If you make the death penalty for the “ickiest bad crime” the govt will accuse the people it wants to get rid of by expanding the definition.


¿Y por qué no las dos?
No but I think it’s ugly as hell and I think that is a plenty good reason to want it to go away forever.


American public transport either doesn’t exist or is considered to only be for poor people and migrant workers [sic].
The only place this isn’t true is in a big city.
I’m very simple, just mustard and cheese. That said I would rather it be some really good cheese and there’s this very particular kind of mustard from Sweden that I love called Lars’ own.


Satsuki Kiryuin, fuck it she might get our shit together.


“Chernobyl, what do we need to worry about at- OH SHIT”


God it would be so funny if France extradited him or something and trump just said like “yeah take him lol”


I just want one that won’t just be like “I"m sowwy miss I can’t talk about that 🥺”


OK but which third gets out alright I want to move there.


Cannae fuckin wait for some despot to beef it because the cybertruck somehow killed them.
Too many labels out there. Ask me my opinion on any issue and I will tell you honestly. I took a quiz once and it said I was a filthy socialist.