Good news everyone! The rabid Wolverine I stuffed in my pants isn’t biting my balls as much as you might expect!

And who did they pick as their enemy? The world!

-norm McDonald

I wouldn’t even mind the stealing of my information so much if they were at least quick about it. Imagine Facebook every few minutes stopped working and said “now stealing your information… please wait…”

“You have been found guilty of unlikable jib cut!”

And to encourage you to use their app as well. Remember when 7/11 got the app a soda went from .89 to 1.29. “If you get the app you save money!”

No you’re charging me for not having the app. That’s what just happened.

It’s also part of why things have gotten slower. Again to use 7/11… now every person in line in front of you has to spend 30 more seconds fumbling with their phone or key fob barcode to buy their one damn soda.

I’m bitter about it lol