I can understand. Once I encountered a jogger wearing a completely black outfit in a dark unlit road. The only reason I saw the guy was because there were a few reflective bits on his shoes. That was a nice scare.
Horrible. I hope your car wasn’t traumatized. Let’s call these “pedestrians” by their true name: terrorists! Because that’s what they are. Terrorists, creeping around our roads at night, dressed in black, assaulting our vehicles, eating our cats and dogs.
There all terrorists, obviously. Terrorists! Or maybe they can’t take the idea of a traumatized car. But it happens, I’m telling you. It’s the truth! Our cars are being traumatized, our dogs and cats are eaten, it happens every day!
When I was a poor college kid I recalled a Halloween costume joke from an SNL bit. It involved a black hoodie, black sweatpants, and a black ski mask. All I had to purchase was the ski mask. Don my outfit and I became “The Invisible Pedestrian”. Used that costume a few years.
I can understand. Once I encountered a jogger wearing a completely black outfit in a dark unlit road. The only reason I saw the guy was because there were a few reflective bits on his shoes. That was a nice scare.
Horrible. I hope your car wasn’t traumatized. Let’s call these “pedestrians” by their true name: terrorists! Because that’s what they are. Terrorists, creeping around our roads at night, dressed in black, assaulting our vehicles, eating our cats and dogs.
Why are you being downvoted? I can’t believe people are not able to see the clear sarcasm in your comment.
There all terrorists, obviously. Terrorists! Or maybe they can’t take the idea of a traumatized car. But it happens, I’m telling you. It’s the truth! Our cars are being traumatized, our dogs and cats are eaten, it happens every day!
When I was a poor college kid I recalled a Halloween costume joke from an SNL bit. It involved a black hoodie, black sweatpants, and a black ski mask. All I had to purchase was the ski mask. Don my outfit and I became “The Invisible Pedestrian”. Used that costume a few years.
I’ve come across similar cyclists, no lights, no reflectors, dark clothing. Just borderline suicidal.