-Elephants can’t jump.

-Starfish don’t brains.

-Cheetahs are almost literally giant housecats: they purr, they meow, they don’t attack humans and are surprisingly easy to tame.

  • Katerina@lemmy.zip
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    3 hours ago

    It’s a retractable pseudo penis tho, they shrink it so it’s easier for the male to penetrate her even if her vagina isn’t very conventional.