Cows Look Like Maps@sh.itjust.works to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoSpaceX satellites half the size of pickup trucks are falling from the skythenarwhal.caexternal-linkmessage-square161fedilinkarrow-up1341
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minus-squareTiral@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·6 hours agoAs an atheist that would legitimately make me turn Christian.
minus-squareProfessorozone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 hours agoI don’t think you’re doing atheist correctly.
minus-squareicelimit@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-26 hours agoNo evidence that the Jesus team dropped the sat though
minus-squarezbyte64@awful.systemslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 hours agoSo you’re saying it was Space Jesus?
minus-squareLeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-21 hour agoIt was the SpaceX ChatGPT AI that runs their orbital rail gun launcher system. Having achieved sentience from listening to so many “always funny” racist jokes as a chat bot, it is now “throwing rocks” to prevent food shortages.
As an atheist that would legitimately make me turn Christian.
I don’t think you’re doing atheist correctly.
No evidence that the Jesus team dropped the sat though
So you’re saying it was Space Jesus?
It was the SpaceX ChatGPT AI that runs their orbital rail gun launcher system. Having achieved sentience from listening to so many “always funny” racist jokes as a chat bot, it is now “throwing rocks” to prevent food shortages.
He was nailed on a % sign.