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minus-squareAssassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up74·20 hours agoStay away from windows, comrade.
minus-squareNatakuNox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38·20 hours agoAnd poisonous frogs only found in the Amazon
minus-squareSippyCup@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·19 hours agoAnd walk faster than anyone with an umbrella.
minus-squareNatakuNox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·15 hours agoAnd Don’t fly on any planes near Russia airspace.
minus-squaredubyakay@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 minutes agoOr get pranked by two separate women at the airport.
minus-squareRandom_Character_A@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·20 hours agoDon’t wear underpants
minus-square「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」 | (aka: 鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma)@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·20 hours agoUnfortunately, VX also works on your face
minus-squareP00ptart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·16 hours agoApply directly to the forehead.
minus-squarevenusaur@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·19 hours agoOr they can shoot you with a poison dart
minus-squarezr0@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·19 hours agoOh they will just construct a building around him instead. Just to throw him out.
minus-squareAssassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·17 hours agoA very minecraft murder method, I like it.
Stay away from windows, comrade.
And poisonous frogs only found in the Amazon
And walk faster than anyone with an umbrella.
And Don’t fly on any planes near Russia airspace.
Or drink tea.
Or touch door handles
Or get pranked by two separate women at the airport.
Don’t wear underpants
Don’t drink anything
Unfortunately, VX also works on your face
Apply directly to the forehead.
Or they can shoot you with a poison dart
Oh they will just construct a building around him instead. Just to throw him out.
A very minecraft murder method, I like it.