Criminals in movies: we use a super secret encrypted app, that can only be defeated by governments banning encryption!

Real life: plaintext email “Where do send $90bl laundered money?? When will be your most illegal party on the island??”

It’s just depressing folks don’t want to do anything about this, even if it is exposed.

See, in movie criminals are smart. In reality you only need to be rich. And rich people tend to feel untouchable