I am utterly baffled as to why any Canadian

You succumbed to the ethnic colonial kool-aid (nationalism) fed to you in school and subsequently believe all people of a nation are culturally the same. You have never been to Alberta. There are ‘dumb redneck’ equivalents in every nation everywhere. It’s silly to think dumb canadians don’t exist, unless you have a strange image of canada which doesn’t include Alberta

I coulda said that way more politely but I’m hangry and hate nationalism and what it does to people when they were children