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minus-squarejustsomeguy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up135·2 days agoI don’t know man, I currently got a baby and she seems rather reasonable in comparison. Sure she cries when she’s hungry but so far she has only hungered for milk and not a nobel peace price. I’ll let you know if things change.
minus-squarePissingIntoTheWind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 hours agoTerrible Two’s are going to be Napoleonic.
minus-squareooterness@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up48·2 days agoTo be a completely fair comparison, you should give your baby access to nuclear weapons.
minus-squareN0t_5ure@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·2 days agoHey man, you can’t hug with nuclear arms!
I don’t know man, I currently got a baby and she seems rather reasonable in comparison. Sure she cries when she’s hungry but so far she has only hungered for milk and not a nobel peace price. I’ll let you know if things change.
Terrible Two’s are going to be Napoleonic.
To be a completely fair comparison, you should give your baby access to nuclear weapons.
Hey man, you can’t hug with nuclear arms!