This one never gets old.

I just love how the cat is adhered to the window.

This is my literal all-time favorite. “Small flightless birds” is just so ludicrous and oddly specific. The cat’s arms glued to the windows. It’s just… Perfection. I love it. Doesn’t get better.

I have always wondered about the “assorted” part in Bob’s business, it makes the joke funnier. But is he selling the rodents by weight? You just scoop up how many you want? Or is it some kind of mystery/loot box?