Kim Jong Un’s leadership delivered a speech as his military showed off a new intercontinental ballistic missile in a massive parade. Kim also held talks with Russia’s Dmitry Medvedev.
Kim’s asshole is almost tight enough for it
Impressive… auxiliary tanks!
That looks like a giant…
Dick. Dick, take a look out of starboard.
Oh my God, it looks like a huge…Pecker! Wait, that doesn’t look like a woodpecker, it looks like someone’s…
“PRIVATES!”
We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with…
2 balls! What is that. It looks just like an enormous
Wang! Pay attention.
I was distracted by that giant flying…
Or alternately, a metal tube painted to look like one.
They’re almost certainly working on them, but what they put in parades doesn’t necessarily say much. The vehicle itself would be legit, I guess.
Though the vehicle is either an original or cloned MAZ missile vehicle from the 60s, so not really impressive
Well, none of those are nearly as long, as far as I can tell.
IIRC they have kept up domestic production and development of the design to suite their needs, since those needs differ quite a bit from the Soviets.
I’ve seen this movie.
That looks like someone saw the Herkimer Battle Jitney in Mystery Men and said, “good start, but make it bigger with more power.”
And it was built in 1940, so old it doesn’t even work anymore, so they parade it around to feign feign feign
Does that even have a rocket exhaust?
Awfully lumpy for something that’s supposed to fly.
Hitler: dude, look at my 6 tire convertable!
North Korea: hahaha pussy, look at our 22 tire missile carrier lol
Certainly looks long.
Think about how big it would look in Trûmphs hands
I guess size matters to Kim.
He has to compensate SOMEhow.
Overcompensating much?
