For example, you put yourself through university by studying hard and working full time. Then someone says, you should thank god for giving you the strength. Like wtf do you mean, I busted my ass day in and day out but I’m supposed to thank god for it?


My mom showed me her list of answered prayers to prove prayer works. I looked at the list and it turns out I did most of that. If I’m doing all the work what do I need God for?
Have you ever seen Ghost with Moore, Goldberg, and Swayze?
Yeah, a long time ago, I don’t remember much about it. Patrick died and became a ghost or something.
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HA! My X’s family of batshit crazy and dirt poor Fundies used to brag about how Gawd met all their needs. No. Actually, they just harassed their family and church members until someone gave in just to shut them up.
It’s God working through you. CHECKMATE /s
These scapegoat goalposts on wheels are the most frustrating part. And goddamn if it isn’t the biggest case of resulting I have ever seen.
Have you entertained the possibility that you simply might be God ?
I have but then the LSD wore off
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Easy there Homelander.